Monday, July 11, 2005

Do Not Repeat After Me

Words and phrases I care not to hear evermore:

-"Rag tag team of delinquents"
formulaic, recycled, and very tired film plots

-"Rocker Hubby"
nails on a chalkboard, say it aloud, eewww!

-"Yeah baby...that's what I'm talking about!"
awful on their own, and when put together, just horrid

-the annoying overuse of the word "actually," see sample restaurant dialogue below:

"Can I take your order?"
"Actually, I'll have a salad."
"What kind of dressing with that?"
"Hmm, what do you have?"
"Italian, Bleu Cheese, Basalmic Vinagrette..."
"Can I actually just get oil and vinegar?"

-"chick flick" and/or "chick rock"
egregious--the mainstream perception of gender specific music genres and film types.

-"rideshare"
the word, not the concept

-"Peace out!"
i'm sorry, but this has got to go!

-"It's a two-fer!"
yikes, i can't even look at that

Any other gems I've forgotten? (Kelly you'll have to remind me of others I've ranted about...)

Note to self: Always play "Come Dancing" by the Kinks when in this kind of mood--guarantee mood lift and involuntary sing along :)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

here's another one to add..."the world is my oyster...." eeech!!!

penny said...

Ha!

Or psychics:

"This just came to me..."
"astral projecting"
"mediumship"
"let that marinate for a while..."

Anonymous said...

"astral projecting?!" LOL
org. development consultant-speak that must stop...
"that's really an ongoing conversation"
"let's dialogue about that"
"why don't we put that in the parking lot"

penny said...

"let's dialogue about our collective journaling efforts, in an ongoing discussion conversation called 'the world is my oyster!' Yeah? That's what I'm talking about!"

someone shoot me now.


engineer speak at work:

"that would give ammunition to the theory..."
"i need to download a coffee"
"let's go ahead and populate that database"
"where does your file reside?"
"It wasn't really spec'd that way..."

Anonymous said...

"Literally." Can we just punish people who use this one incorrectly?
I mean, I literally want to punch people in the face when I hear this.

Over the weekend I heard that it was "literally, hotter than hell in Concord". UGH!!!!!!!!