1. ...ran 5 miles at 6 a.m.
Really?
2. ....has a burrito (insert any food here) belly.
Gross!
3. ...just checked in at the Four Seasons Maui. 2 weeks of paradise!
Do I have to explain?
4. ...my innocent perfect children love me more than life itself!
Accompanying this...1-2 minute videos of the kid picking up a toy truck off the driveway, running down the street, looking at nothing, etc.
5. ...is reeling from the worst thing that happened to me in ages.
OK..what?!?
6. ...went to the store to get some eggs and scallions but ran into a friend who told me that she's had knee surgery which reminds me of my former co-worker who tore her ACL while skiing but is now OK and living in Baltimore i think?
Self-explanatory
7. ...couldn't hold down her lunch today.
GROSS!!!
8. ...you're a serious tool, man, springboard
Um, OK. Wtf? Random senseless posts are so compelling, especially when this type of person has more than 400 "friends."
9. ...would like to start dating again but has to get medication for ugly dry skin patches.
TMI.
10....can't think of anything witty to post.
OK, so don't!
And yes, I do realise we can "hide" certain or all posts for certain friends. This is revealing a whole new dating phenomenon. How could one date someone who is a "top 10" type of FB poster?
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