Job List

Maybe it's the boot camp, but the folks at pennylane productions are pretty blog-chatty today. Here's a list of my top 5 and bottom 5 jobs!

Bottom Five:

1. Entertainment Director at a hotel in Cancun during Spring Break
I can't imagine anything worse than being responsible for setting up beach volleyball nets, booze cruises, and opportunities for people 17-25 to drink as if their lives depended on it.

2. Accountant
In high school, I took a class called "Special Algebra," and barely passed. Enough said.

3. Story Board Artist
I'm painfully bad at drawing but can occasionally draw the Tubular One with dead on accuracy.

4. Copier Mechanic
I'm a miserable failure at dislodging paper jams and can't imagine that being a part of my everyday life.

5. Pet Store Salesclerk
I'd like everything about that job except for the fact that I'd probably be working within arms reach of the rodent section. I can't even look at that word!


Top five:

1. Driver of a Zamboni machine
I love squeegees and let's face it, Zamboni is one big squeegee!

2. Foley Editor
I'm fascinated with the artificial creation of realistic sounds. I caught the foley editor bug on the Universal Studios tour circa 1979. Forget about Jaws I thought, "take me back to the sound studio!"

3. Theme Park Ride Critic
Kind of like a food critic, but for rides--think Pirates of the Caribbean, not roller coasters. I'd travel the world writing and experiencing various rides. One of the best I saw was in Lotte World in Seoul. I think it was a dragon world ride, it seemed to go on forever.

4. Marketer for Dyson Vacuumes
...Because I think things should work properly too! I could seriously sort out that bloke.

5. Rollerskate Dancer
In elementary school, there used to be all kinds of parties at "Skate King." I used to fantasize that I was a professional rollerdancer hanging at the local rink--trying roll incognito.